Welcome to PMX500™, the PulseChain-powered Memecoin 500 Index. It’s not just an index—it’s 500 tokens strapped together like a meme-fueled rocket with no brakes. Inspired by the wealth-building genius of Richard Heart, this masterpiece is here to supercharge your portfolio. The PulseChain Memecoin 500 Index aggregates the top 500 memecoins on PulseChain into a single, dynamic ticker that rebalances every 60 seconds. Forget everything else—this is where the money will be made. PMX500. One Index. Infinite Gains.

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PMX 500: The PulseChain Memecoin 500 Index.

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Meet the Team

Richard Heart

Supreme Leader

Founder of HEX, PulseChain, and now the mastermind behind PMX500, Richard is ready to lead this project to galactic glory and make it the greatest memecoin of all time.

Do Kwon

Algorithmic Stability Officer

Post-LUNA, he’s back with AlgoStability 2.0 (stable for 3 hours, tops). Do Kwon ensures all memecoins in the PMX500 basket are rebalanced every 60 seconds to create a perfect portfolio.

Bernie Madoff AI

Decentralized Ponzi Strategist

Resurrected via code, Bernie’s rebranding old-school scams as DeFi innovation.

Andrew Tate

HR & Complaint Suppression Officer

Making sure your grievances are heard, ignored, and blamed on extreme market conditions. Top G says HODL or GTFO.

Board of Directors

Sam Bankman

Liquidity Manager

Expert in creating liquidity where there is none—and evaporating it faster than you can say FTX.

Caroline Ellison

Chief Arbitrage Officer

Specializes in seamlessly transferring funds from user accounts to “investment opportunities.” With her trading expertise and inability to track spreadsheets, your money has never been in more unpredictable hands.

Alex Mashinsky

Head of Recoveries

Direct from his cell, locking your funds in Celsius 2.0 black holes. 

Elizabeth Holmes

Director of Overpromises

Revolutionizing blockchain with cutting-edge technology that totally works… hypothetically.

Bambi

Service Manager

Our dedicated team of mental health professionals is here to listen to your concerns, file them directly into the trash, and send you an auto-response that it’s “the market’s fault.”

PMX500™ Whitepaper

The Meme Index That’s Too Degen to Fail.

PMX500. 500 memes. One algorithm.

PMX500™ is your golden ticket into PulseChain and the world’s first PulseChain Memecoin Index token. This isn’t just an index—it’s a casino on steroids. The PulseChain Memecoin 500 Index aggregates the top 500 memecoins into a single, dynamic ticker that rebalances every 60 seconds. The PMX500 Index lets you track your favourite memecoins, and with PMX500, you’ll be riding the only ticket to profit

PMX500. One Index. Infinite Gains.

PMX500 is the gravitational force of PulseChain—pulling in all the liquidity, attention, and life-changing pumps that make millionairesWhile everything else fights for scraps, PMX500 is where the real action is. Built on PulseChain, it’s fast, cheap, and engineered for absolute dominance, giving you mad gains. With PMX500, you’re not just holding a coin—you’re holding a movement, a philosophy, and possibly your breath during market pumps. 

Rug-Proof Ecosystem™
Our advanced smart contracts include a 5-minute warning before rugs are pulled or pumps are initiated, giving you time to emotionally prepare.

HyperDecentralized Governance
All major investment decisions are made via polls on X. True democracy in action.

Multi-Galaxy Interoperability
PMX500 is bridging the gap between blockchains, black holes, and bad ideas. Expect full compatibility with Martian DeFi by 2026.

PulseChain Integration
As PulseChain’s flagship token, PMX500 offers lightning-fast transactions, near-zero fees, and an endless supply of smug superiority over Ethereum users.

Ponzi-Resistant Algorithm™
Endorsed by Bernie Madoff’s AI, this algorithm “redistributes” funds from new investors to existing holders while pretending it’s totally sustainable.

Prison-Hardened Strategies™
With Mashinsky consulting from behind bars, PMX500 is pioneering jail-proof financial techniques.

AI-Driven Confidence™
Developed with an AI modeled after Caroline Ellison, capable of making bets so risky that even Vegas casinos are scared. It only loses 90% of the time.

Quantum Meme Fusion™
Powered by AI-enhanced meme tech, we combine the dankest memes and top-tier tokens to create financial alchemy. Our secret? A sophisticated “Copy + Paste” algorithm from Doge 2.0.

Guaranteed Wealth Protocol™
Using cutting-edge “Profit Extraction™” technology, we ensure 10,000x returns for everyone (except, possibly, those who sell).

Cross-Dimensional Partnerships
We’ve signed a memorandum of understanding with Area 51. Expect alien-backed NFTs and intergalactic liquidity pools.

Multi-Galaxy Bridge
Links blockchains, black holes, and bad decisions.

Scammer Superteam™
Forget competence. PMX500 is built by the legends of financial chaos. With Bernie Madoff’s AI and Do Kwon’s algorithmic wizardry, this team guarantees that something is going to happen.

Richard Heart’s Blessing™
PMX500 is personally endorsed by Richard Heart, which is basically a guarantee of cosmic success. Expect nothing less than moon missions funded by Gucci and Prada.

PulseChain Exclusivity
PMX500 will trade exclusively on PulseChain, ensuring unparalleled speed, scalability, and the ability to tell Ethereum users they’re paying too much in gas fees.

Guaranteed Laughs, Maybe Gains™
Backed by our proprietary “Synthetic Hopium Protocol™,” PMX500 ensures every token holder feels richer, even if their portfolio disagrees.

IN PROGRESS

Roadmap to Galactic Gains.

Q2: Launch PMX500 on PulseChain and immediately trend on X. We hit 1,000 holders—NGMI scrubs cry.

Q3: Airdrop bonanza—team wallets might get “lucky.”

Q4: Send the first PMX500 node to the moon via SpaceX. If it explodes, we rebrand it as “bullish.


Q1: CEX listings. Turn Richard’s Rolex collection into fractionalized NFTs.

Q3: Bernie’s “community staking” (aka Ponzi 2.0) goes live.

Q4: We hit 10,000 holders. Caroline and Sam launch a cross-chain arbitrage fund where profits “accidentally” disappear.

 

Q2: Open PMX500’s first headquarters on a yacht (purchased with community funds).

Q3: Establish trade agreements with alien civilizations, making PMX500 the first galactic reserve currency.

Q4: Unveil the PMX500 Mansion™, an opulent retreat featuring Richard Heart’s legendary watch collection.

IMPORTANT

Risks & Disclaimers.

PMX500. One Index. Infinite Gains.

 

PMX500™ is a financial revolution, not financial advice. With PMX500, you’re not just holding a token—you’re holding the future. While success is inevitable, it’s not our fault if:

 

• The simulation crashes.
• The aliens don’t vibe with our roadmap.
• Market trends, solar flares, or Richard Heart’s mood cause unexpected turbulence.

 

While PMX500™ is backed by some of the most infamous minds in finance, remember:

 

• Past performance is not indicative of future losses.
• Moonshots are highly probable (because Richard said so).
• We guarantee nothing—except hilarity.

 

Disclaimer: Read This or Don’t, But Don’t Complain Later. PMX500™ Token is a meme token created solely for entertainment purposes and has no association with any stocks, equities, securities, or financial institutions. Any resemblance to real-world assets, markets, or financial instruments is purely coincidental and intended as satire or humor. All information on this website is purely fictional and should not be taken seriously. Any depictions of individuals are for parody and should not be interpreted as factual representations. Furthermore, Richard Heart, Do Kwon, Bernie Madoff’s AI, Andrew Tate, Sam Bankman, Caroline Ellison, Alex Mashinsky, and Elizabeth Holmes are not actually affiliated with this memecoin in any way. Their participation is pure fiction—just like any expectations of gains. PMX500™ is not a basket of memecoins but simply a contract address on PulseChain with no inherent value. There are no expectations of profit, no roadmap, no utility, and no reason to buy it—other than sheer degeneracy. This website is unofficial and operates purely as a fan page dedicated to PMX500™, with no affiliation to any official entity or organization. By using this site, users acknowledge that all interactions and interpretations are at their own risk, and the site host assumes zero liability for any user actions, assumptions, or financial outcomes. Users accept full responsibility for any and all losses, damages, or liabilities arising from their use of this site, including but not limited to financial losses, data loss, emotional distress, or existential crises. Any links to third-party websites are provided for convenience, and users access external sites at their own risk. The site host bears no responsibility for any consequences resulting from third-party content or interactions. This site does not provide financial, legal, or professional advice. All content is for entertainment purposes only and should not be relied upon for investment, legal, or life-altering decisions. The site host makes no guarantees regarding the accuracy, completeness, or timeliness of the information presented. All content is provided “as-is” without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including but not limited to implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement. To the fullest extent permitted by law, the site host shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or absurd damages arising from the use of this site. By using this site, users agree to indemnify and hold the site host harmless from any claims, damages, liabilities, and expenses arising from their use of the site or violation of these terms. Oh, and one more thing—if you’re from certain places, you’re not allowed here. Restricted Jurisdictions (Sorry, Blame Your Government): For reasons beyond our control (mostly regulatory nonsense), if you are a resident, citizen, or entity from any of the following places, you are legally required to pretend this site doesn’t exist: United States – The SEC is watching, probably from behind a mountain of unread crypto filings. North Korea – Kim Jong-un loves rocket launches, just not this kind. Iran – Sorry, but crypto doesn’t mix well with sanctions. Syria – More explosive than most memecoins, but not in a good way. Cuba – No, we don’t accept cigars as payment. Russia – This token is not designed for “special military operations.” Belarus – Not even Lukashenko’s mustache can whitelist you. China – If it’s not state-approved, it doesn’t exist. Also, the Great Firewall says NOPE. Venezuela – Inflation here is already at memecoin levels; no need to add more. Crimea – Too disputed, even for degens like us. Attempting to bypass these restrictions using VPNs, secret tunnels, or carrier pigeons is strictly prohibited. If you get caught, don’t say we didn’t warn you. By proceeding, you certify that you are NOT from one of these restricted regions and that you understand this is all a joke—except for the legal parts. Those are real. The site host reserves the right to modify this disclaimer at any time. Continued use of the site and PMX500™ constitutes acceptance of any updated terms. If you’re still looking for serious financial advice, you should probably rethink your life choices—or at least close this tab.

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